THE LONG DISTANCE CHAMP

This is our eternal jar of vaseline. It has been around since we lived in Colorado, and for as long as I can remember. It has been with us longer than many things, such as . . . .
2 freezers

2 station wagons

3 refrigerators

3 dryers

3 vans

4 houses

5 cars

6 children

6 churches

7 chickens

9 dogs

16 cats

It has even outlived endless colds, nosebleeds, chapped lips, and sore baby bottoms.

Believe it or not it still works, and looks to be around for the next generation.

Renaissance Man